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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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