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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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