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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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