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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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