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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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