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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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