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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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