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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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