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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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