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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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