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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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