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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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