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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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