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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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