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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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