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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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