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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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