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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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