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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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