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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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