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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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