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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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