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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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