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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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