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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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