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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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