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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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