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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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