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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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