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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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