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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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