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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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