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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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