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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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