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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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