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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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