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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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