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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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