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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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