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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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