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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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