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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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