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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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