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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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