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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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