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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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