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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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