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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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