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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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