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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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