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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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