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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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