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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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