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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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