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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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