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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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