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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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