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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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