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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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