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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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