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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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