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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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