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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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