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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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