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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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