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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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